Post by Ishtahota on Aug 6, 2012 14:49:36 GMT
This is a really good joke.
In South America there was a tribe of people that very little was known about, because they killed all who would dare to come into their territory. One day three priest decided to take the word of the lord to these people. The priest proclaimed that they would be protected. So off they went deep into the jungle. When they got close to the tribe they were captured and taken to the chief. They talked to the chief about the lord and the chief said that he did not want his people infected with their ways so they were going to be put to death, but first they would each get a last wish, and it could be almost anything they wanted.
The first priest comes forward and says that he wanted all that he could eat and drink. So that day and that night he was allowed to eat and drink all that he wanted and the next day he was put to death, and then he was skinned and a canoe was made from his hide.
The next priest was brought forward and asked what he wanted as a last wish. He looks around and sees that the chief has three beautiful daughters, so he asked to spend the night with the three daughters. The chief agreed and the next morning the priest was put to death. He was skinned and a canoe was made from his hide.
The last priest was brought forward and the chief asked him what he wanted as a last wish. The priest thinks and scratches his head and finally he asked for a fork. The chief was was dumbfounded by the request because he did not know what a fork was. The priest said that he had one in his gear, so it was brought out and the priest found the fork and explained how it was used to eat food with. The priest was given the fork and he started poking himself all over, blood was flowing all over the ground. The chief ask what the hell are you doing and the priest said screw you and your damn canoe.
In South America there was a tribe of people that very little was known about, because they killed all who would dare to come into their territory. One day three priest decided to take the word of the lord to these people. The priest proclaimed that they would be protected. So off they went deep into the jungle. When they got close to the tribe they were captured and taken to the chief. They talked to the chief about the lord and the chief said that he did not want his people infected with their ways so they were going to be put to death, but first they would each get a last wish, and it could be almost anything they wanted.
The first priest comes forward and says that he wanted all that he could eat and drink. So that day and that night he was allowed to eat and drink all that he wanted and the next day he was put to death, and then he was skinned and a canoe was made from his hide.
The next priest was brought forward and asked what he wanted as a last wish. He looks around and sees that the chief has three beautiful daughters, so he asked to spend the night with the three daughters. The chief agreed and the next morning the priest was put to death. He was skinned and a canoe was made from his hide.
The last priest was brought forward and the chief asked him what he wanted as a last wish. The priest thinks and scratches his head and finally he asked for a fork. The chief was was dumbfounded by the request because he did not know what a fork was. The priest said that he had one in his gear, so it was brought out and the priest found the fork and explained how it was used to eat food with. The priest was given the fork and he started poking himself all over, blood was flowing all over the ground. The chief ask what the hell are you doing and the priest said screw you and your damn canoe.
Thanks for sharing.
